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class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional                                  
{  
 double styles;                                                          
 short skirts;                                                            
 long time_to_understand_problems;                                        
 float mind;                                                              
 void knowledge();                                                        
 char non_co_operative;                                                  
}                                                                        

class Married_female_Software _Professional                                
{  
 double weight;                                                          
 short tempered;                                                          
 long gossips;                                                            
 float hopes;                                                            
 void work();                                                            
 char unstable;                                                          
}                                                                        

class Female_Engaged_software _professional                                
{  
 double time_on_phone;                                                    
 short attention_on_work;                                                
 long boast;                                                              
 float on_cloud_nine;                                                    
 void understanding();                                                    
 char edgy;                                                              
}                                                                       

class Indian_Newly_Married_software _professional                          
{  
 double dinner_invitations;                                              
 short time_at_work;                                                      
 long lunch_breaks;                                                      
 float talks;                                                            
 void bank_balance();                                                    
 char hen_pecked;                                                        
}                                                                        
   
class Indian_husband_wife_software _professional                          
{  
 double income;                                                          
 short temper;                                                            
 long time_no_see;                                                        
 float new_software_company;                                              
 void love();                                                              
}  

class Guy_who_wrote_this                                                  
{                                                                          
 long time_on_bench;                                                      
 Void work();                                                              
}

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