My Idiot Box

Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2:  The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation. Law 4: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant

What is Tension ? A beautiful girl asks lift from you.  On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.  Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ YOU HAVE MORE TENSION. Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU. Anyhow you thank God and return home.  Then you think,  “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?” . . . THIS IS REAL TENSION.

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call. Shop-owner replied Sweety this is no a STD, but you can do one call. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your a...

While a man was polishing his new car , his 4 years old son picked up stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father... with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’ The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD ’. Anger and Love have no limits; Choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life. And remember... Things are to be used and people are to be loved. The problem in today’s world is that People are used while things are loved. Let’s always try to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, People are to be loved.