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Everyone in their lives would have had crushes, and me too had my share of crushes. But, it didn't take much time for each of them to turn to crashes.

None of my crushes took off, or probably they crashed even before they took off !! Today, when I look back, I cant manage but to have a laugh.

My first crush was on Miss R. I was in my tenth then. We happened to speak only once. It was when I had offered her a coke. She refused to have it and the very next moment I gulped it down. I still cant forget the dumbstruck look on her face. A few days later, she started going around with one of my classmates. They used to go for wonderful evening walks, Miss R, my classmate and her doggy. Unfortunately(fortunately for me), the affair didn't last too long. On one such romantic walk of theirs, my classmate was bitten by the doggy. He brought up the question: Its me or the dog? She chose the dog !!! The news gave me sadistic pleasure.

I was in a co-ed school for my 11th-12th. I got very friendly with Miss N in my class. It appeared to me that... Yes.... She is the girl. One day, Miss N came and sat next to me... Close... Really close.... My heart beats shot up. She said.. I want to tell you something.... But please maintain it as a secret. I knew... This was it... Yes.... She went on... You know...X(another classmate of mine) proposed me..... and I too like him... and I accepted. I am telling you because you are like my brother.......WHAT THE HECK ? As if the first news wasn't bad enough, the second sounded suicidal. I looked at her with an artificial smile and said... Congrats S..S..Sis !!!

The next crush didn't take much time to happen.. It was Miss S who walked in to class. I literally had my jaws hanging seeing her. We became good friends...but I never fancied my chances...given the Miss N experience. She was my Physics project partner... while she did the project.... I concentrated on her biology ! Just as the boards got over, and as I was mustering enough courage to tell her, her dad got transferred. She changed the city.

Next in engineering college, there was this hottie in my class. Boy.... She was a babe... Miss G. She used to stand opposite to me in the electronics lab.I prayed for some chemistry to happen between us.

But I guess, she was much smarter than I was.. Miss G realized that I used to mess up all my titration experiments coz I used to be looking at her and not the lab apparatus. I called her out ALONE on my birthday. She turned up with her whole bunch of friends.

The girls kept giggling and I looked for a place where I could go and bang my head. I steered clear of her for the rest of my engineering days.

Moving on from here, it was a major success story. This time round, it took some time for things to crash... Just a little longer... a bit more than five years. Everything seemed like a fairy tale when the crash factor took the better of me.

By this time, I was in my job and I decided to use the term "interest" instead of crush. So , my interest grew in Miss L in office. I thought she was a very pretty lady. Thankfully, the growth of my interest stopped very soon, the moment I learnt that she was supposed to go on leave the next week for her marriage. She was to marry her long time boyfriend. Only one thought came to my mind.... The good ones are always TAKEN!!!


Ha ha ha.... Thankfully.... I have grown out of all these..... No more CRUSHES.... So no chances of CRASHES...... I live this way now.... 

Hey... Wait..... Who is this girl???? !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE her yaar!!!!!!! :-)

-- From a forward mail.


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